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mark twain
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'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
mark twain
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
mark twain
I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: 'Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.
mark twain
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
mark twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
mark twain
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
mark twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
mark twain
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
mark twain
I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any.
mark twain
I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
mark twain
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
mark twain
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
mark twain
I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
mark twain
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
mark twain
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
mark twain
a man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
mark twain
a man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
mark twain
a man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
mark twain
a man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
mark twain
a person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
mark twain
